Et tu Brutus?

chelsea-stare I sleep in a big bed with your wife

He doesn't even sleep next to a real gun, it's a replica from Blade Runner or something.

edit: Deus Ex: Human Revolution, at least his taste in games isn't as bad as everything else about him.

He's apparently spent hundreds to thousands of hours playing Diablo 4.
- I changed my mind about his taste in games.
- Diablo 4 is not that bad. At least better than 1 shot madness of PoE, though i don't doubt it will arrive at this point too after some more development and power creep.
Yeah, but you know he thinks he's gonna be Adam Jensen and that's just funny
- Grimes divorces him and all his kids disown him: I never asked for this!
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

Just to get it out of my system: To address Brutus directly, Caesar would have employed the vocative case, which would be “Brute”.

He didn't want to appear pro-vocative.
Your name changes based on tense? That's rude.
- Nominative - Brutus got on his horse.
  
  Genitive - He got on horse Bruti. ("He got on Brutus's horse" - look I don't know how to make that look right in English)
  
  Dative - He gave the horse to Bruto.
  
  Accusative - The horse bit Brutum.
  
  Vocative - Brute, get on the horse.
  
  Ablative - He stole the horse from Bruto.
  
  Think that sucks? The plurals are Bruti, Brutorum, Brutis, Brutos, Bruti, and Brutis.
if he said anything at all, he said it in greek, and didnt call him by his name, so no. the latin thing is a shakespearean invention i think.
- If we're going for realism he'd probably not be saying a whole lot after he got stabbed for the umpteenth time, even if the knife was led by his adoptive son

I love when one of his goober serfs does this, not realising that they need him as much as he needs them. He's so fundamentally unlovable that he can't even buy it as the wealthiest man on earth, while End Wokeness is a generic 4chan Nazi who has zero niche to replace being a sycophant with. It kills one bird with a stone while a second bird dies inside.

Ok but imagine being married to Mark Zuckerberg for over a decade, like the dude literally doesn’t have a personality what would you even talk to him about

I mean he's a robot but from what I can tell he and his wife met in college and have a normal relationship. She probably has the same personality tbh.
- Zucc met his wife at Harvard, so I assume that she is about as blank of a person as he is, which would make for a very harminious relationship
He’s a billionaire. And I’m sure she’s made millions doing whatever she does. They’re having freaky sex somewhere on an island in front of their bodyguards and there’s probably illegal activity going on anyway.

There was a user here who apparently worked in the Silicon Valley scene and claimed that his wife was present at sex parties hosted by the nerds there
Dorky shit I suppose. They probably quote Monthy Python at each other.

looking into this

My ancestors are grimacing at me, sex-haver. Can you say the same?

Why would he acknowledge this and own himself so hard?

because he's talking to the all-emcompassing spacegod in a floating void while he looks at his phone screen through a tiny stretched pinprick of external experience after blasting 200mg of keta-forte in solution up his nose