McConnell to step down as Senate GOP leader in November
McConnell to step down as Senate GOP leader in November

McConnell to step down as Senate GOP leader

McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.
I hope he just up and dies in a couple of days
At the least I hope he's in the middle of a speech and suddenly stops, staring into space as he loudly shits his pants.
Edit: Then he dies while shit continues to pool under him.
There are far too many people who deserve to die from shitting themselves to death and don't