Sage wisdom of the late, great Norm Macdonald

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Quarks probably had real beer too, not just synthehol. Ferengi Weinhard's Private Reserve.
- Probably has some barrels in storage next to his shipment of syrup of squill.
  
  "Day Squill or Night Squill?"
I’m still not convinced that people actually like the taste of beer.
- If it wasn't for the way it made you feel I don't think people would like it so much
- Thought so too for a long time, but over the last few years that changed and I acctually enjoy drinking it. Don't know why
Remember crewmate:
Be lucid, not stupid.
This message is brought to you by C.A.D.D.
And if you're on anti-depressants you become an instant lightweight!
- does anyone need antidepressants in a post-scarcity democratically-socialist gay space utopia?
- Oh, lordy. There's some bad memories. Fuck Lexipro and the husk of a human it made me.
*synth-ale.
I'm pretty sure Starfleet frown on drinking alcohol while on duty.

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