Update: friend got me a burrito last night but I could still hella use some DoorDash credits

Because there is not a chance in Heck that I will even attempt to penguin-walk to *Kroger and back. we are officially past the extreme cold, but now I have to deal with ice and shit. Most of that snow you see here is ossified under a nice candy coating of slippery ice, some of which is almost as hard as rock.