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PopcornPrincess @lemmy.world

2y ago

Why was the strawberry upset?

Because his friend was in a jam.

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And the cucumber was distressed, because his friend was (in) a pickle.
- I hope he can dill with it.
he wanted to preserve their friendship!
Well that was one R(h)ude barb
- Sounds like sour grapes if you ask me.
because his friend laid his momma
- He probably killed him and berried his body.

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