Everest Climbers To Bring Poop Down With Them As Mountain Starts To Stink

After reading "Into Thin Air" by Jon Krakauer, I feel like anyone still traveling to climb Everest is a rich douchebag. It's glorified tourism of the worst kind. It's been done a zillion times already, and isn't as impressive as they fantasize. Go run a marathon or something for your stupid adventure junky social media clout. The sherpas do all the real work.

They're clearly not thinking this through. They all need to lug their frozen poo to the summit and pile it there, so they can stand on it when they take their selfie and declare that they're at a higher peak than any previous summiters due to their poo pedestal.

One thing that is not on my bucket list is climbing Mt. Everest. Any natural wonder and charm it once had have been destroyed by mindless tourists.

Thought it was "starts to sink," I was like ok that's a lot of poop

How much frozen human shit has that mountain accumulated since people started climbing it for fun? Can somebody do the math on that? I feel like it has potential for a really shitty trivia question. Like, for Shitty Jeopardy! or something. JFC, I am baked.

@FlyingSquid omg I didn't realize it was your post. Hi! Ok I'm gonna put the bowl down

Astounding how fucking senseless people can be.

They need to just haul a big trebuchet up there.Then they can just launch poop down the mountain in sealed containers with the poop trebuchet. Ideally you could have a few poop trebuchets in a line to launch em down one after another.

Easy peasy.

Global warming is gonna make that a simple hike.

At least the idiots all funnel to the same place rather than fucking up every location. I feel the same about Joffre Lakes near Vancouver.

limit the permits to climb this mountain and charge people thousands of dollars for them

You really can't have a better headline for the wealthy enshittifying the world for their singularity point egos chef kiss

Sherpa rates gonna skyrocket

How do they wipe and clean themselves up there? I'd bring my bidet with, lol

A mountain of shit!

What would Triumph say?

I just don't understand why people even climb everest anymore, with all the tech nowadays it's quite easy, and really just depends on weather if you die or not. I've seen some overweight elderly people successfully do it, some as old as 80.

The first thing I want to know is who shits on the mountain? I mean taking a poo in base camp I can understand-- but on the way?