Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Urethra Franklin @startrek.website 9 mo. ago

This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

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Anything cast iron will do tbh
where the hell did that image come from
- You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.
- asking for a friend?
  
  no, i need to stay away from it
- From a video she made about pansexuality
  
  but who is she
I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans
- They're deep pans if you think about it
You're not a pansexual unless you've had to apply the Harkness Test to a sexual partner.
- Yeah, you should always check whether or not your sexual partner is former Liverpool FC left back Steve Harkness.
  
  Do your diligence, guys. I wont make that mistake a third time
Wow, the same joke literally everyone makes when someone says they're pansexual. How funny and unique.
- If you like pans you can just say that
- Much better to imagine they fucking all of pangea
  
  Now that's a take I can get behind
Laci Green 😍
- Haven't seen her in a while.
  
  Isn't she the one who started out great but then suddenly got all "red-pilled"? Or was that Jenna Marbles? Neither?
Maybe I'm coffee-cup-sexual
Now do metrosexual
- Not for nothing but that scene in spider Man where he stops the train was a sexual awakening for me
  
  I have many questions, none of them I want answered.
Better than a Dutch rudder?
Licking the bottom, so dirty.
This is so much better than imagining the Pans Labyrinth eyeball hand thing
- Ah, The Pale Man. One of my favorite monsters and performances by Doug Jones (although he does a great job in pretty much all his roles [such as the Fawn in the same movie])
I like a good dutch oven, too, OP. What does yours smell like?
This is the real Pan Sexual.
So "pansexual" means you like smelling farts? I was so misinformed.
"I'm not a Frying Pan-theist!"

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