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someone's Touhou doujin is going to be dug up 5000 years from now and will be far-future generations' insight into the culture of this era

due to the sheer volume of work put into the fanon of it as well as much of it being print I wouldn't be surprised if that's the art that survives us

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By 2060, Touhou fanworks will make up 10% of all artistic and literary contributions by humanity.
and since the coastlines will all be underwater, they'll be hunting for the mythical island of "NYC" while enjoying a mysteriously large and expansive coral reef off the coast of the northeast US
- Of particular importance to the Neuyawkerr culture is the myth of the 'nine and eleven', the story describes the demise of 2 great towers, we believe that this myth is an outgrowth of the "tower of babel" story from the Hebrew Culture Circa 2000 years before the peak of Neuyawkerr civilization
  
  Some texts also mention a "7th building" of this "9 11" event, leading to the popular theory that 7 buildings fell that day.
  Lending credence to this, archaeologists have uncovered a few dozen signs alluding to a "7 11". It's obvious that the two are related somehow, but the precise nature of the relationship is uncertain. The scholarly consensus is that these "7 11"s were memorials built in honor of the 7 buildings that fell in that destructive event.
  If true, this would highly suggest that the pre-flood civilization of this country had 7 official languages.
"It is believed that the people of this era were actually 9000 year old vampires who only looked like 9 year old girls and therefore that is why
Personally I'm hoping the last thing that remains from this era's culture are the words 'so much for the tolerant left'; and then conspiracy theories will abound of nations of hibernating people engaging in counterrevolution against anti-sleep revolutionaries, the bleary eyed awake-pilled wokestapo.
This is going to be the ea-nassir memes of 5340
Eh more like One Piece will be on chapter #35430 or something and people will start believing dinassour did not exist type of conspiracies but with regular anime/manga. It will all just be One Piece and some
will be arguing with some religious person saying "the science all points to this lost culture of mostly white people with big alien bug eyes" and the fundies will be like "if that is true then why is there no white person with big alien bug eye IRL??!1!!?".
- And there were Asians on the earth in those days, and also afterwards, and they could stretch really far with the gumgum fruit

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