Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
My wife does this all the time, and if I don't check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.
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There’s a feminine mode? Aren’t assholes all in the same spot?
Assholes are, but that's not what it's for
Sometimes a spritz to the gooch is just what I need to remember it takes 2 to tango.
Yes but women have a pee hole between their labia and if you don't rinse that then what even are you doing? I'm not interested in walking around with pee-stained lady parts, thanks.
Piss-flaps.
They're called piss-flaps.
Only if there's piss on them. Which there shouldn't be.
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