Generational differences

Meanwhile the boomers built a Lemon Trust Score that says you need to start squeezing lemons from day one to be trusted to make lemonade, so the lemon bank will give you a lemon loaf that takes 30 years to pay back with twice as much juice as any lemon can make. All while the news tells us that outsiders who never had a lemon in their life want to take our juice, but really it's juice lord propaganda against any new juicers.

We are drowning in lemons and can't make lemonade without giving it all away, leaving us with all the labor and none of the juice.

Elder millennial here.

"When life promises you lemons as a child and drills into your head the importance of preparing to make lemonade because the lemons are coming and you've got to be ready and get the sugar and the water and the ice ready because you're totally gunna get those lemons and have a lemonade-based future of stability and fulfillment and happiness, prepare to be blamed when the lemons don't arrive."

The Silent Generation: "When life hands you lemons... Don't Take the Lemons! GET MAD! Demand life take the lemons back! Ask to see life's manager! Do you know who I am? I'M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS.

I've tasked the boys down in the lab to assemble some incendiary lemon grenades."

I'm gonna have to say it? Lemons are crossbred between a citron and a sour orange. Life never gave us lemons. We made that shit ourselves.

What I learned recently:

Lemons are a hybrid of citrons and bitter oranges. Which means life never gave us lemons. We gave ourselves lemons and then proceeded to bitch about it.

Something something Cave Johnson.

Greatest generation: has a lemon party

when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult

As a GenXer, i have no idea what "make lemon noises" even means

Bold of you to assume that life hands lemons out anymore. You have to rent them now.

When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!

Alright, i've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade!

This is the internet. Don't mention lemons. It makes everybody think of on thing.

Unless yer a lemon stealing whooorrr

Hey! Gen Xers! You weren’t forgotten!

I like Lemons.

I squeeze my lemons onto my avocado toast, fuck you very much though.

Lemon boy but they see why I reside now Put the time in while you always yellin' time out F a critic 'cause I know I'm comin' with it You were sittin' you were wishin', I was handlin' my business Now I got the ball like Harry Potter playin' Quidditch And my nuts so humongous you would think that Hagrid's in it Ah man, I'm all bad, yeah I'm all bad Workin' for that whip, yeah that whatchu call that I'ma blow up in the summer have 'em yellin' fall back And I've always been ahead like an effin ball cap Man I came in the game like woah Gotta couple chains on me 'cause I like gold They told me I'm the best, and I told 'em, I know 'Cause when I'm in your town every ticket I sold

As a millennial, not everyone feels this way!?

Lemon boy but they see why I reside now

Put the time in while you always yellin' time out

F a critic 'cause I know I'm comin' with it

You were sittin' you were wishin', I was handlin' my business

Now I got the ball like Harry Potter playin' Quidditch

And my nuts so humongous you would think that Hagrid's in it

Ah man, I'm all bad, yeah I'm all bad

Workin' for that whip, yeah that whatchu call that

I'ma blow up in the summer have 'em yellin' fall back

And I've always been ahead like an effin ball cap

Man I came in the game like woah

Gotta couple chains on me 'cause I like gold

They told me I'm the best, and I told 'em, I know

'Cause when I'm in your town every ticket I sold