Today is the last day for Joe Biden to keep the Apple Watch on shelves

President Joe Biden has until the end of Christmas day to overturn a US International Trade Commission ruling that will prevent Apple from selling the Apple Watch Series 9 and Apple Watch Ultra 2, among other newer models, because they violate patents registered to another company. But it appears unlikely he’ll intervene.

This is the only part of the entire article that matters, Biden shouldn’t step in to fuck over patent holders on apples behalf. The fuck is this title?