For those who don't live in the land of burgers like me this is shockingly accurate. Right down to the bathtub that's mysteriously on the beach.

FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!
So often the drug commercial won't even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like 'ask your doctor if drugname is right for you'
- I love Lemmy. The website was being weird so I accidentally sent this twice and you wholesome fucks went ahead and upvoted both
- Ask your doctor if Lipafedatorapraxazol is for you.
FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!
So often the drug commercial won't even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like 'ask your doctor if drugname is right for you'
- In some countries, like Canada, directly advertising for prescription drugs is illegal. But the marketing folks behind the drugs find these sorts of legal loopholes. The "ask your doctor" line is a cover-your-ass version which is actually saying "Google it".
Except that in the actual commercial, they are in separate bathtubs lol.
- You can't sell a hard dick pill and put the woman in the same small tub! Jesus, they would need to be in a pool alone, or in a hot tub with other people. Can you imagine the scandal of people understanding his dick is being used in a vagina!
  Based on our dick pill commercials, you'd think they were anti depressants specifically for wealthy older men. Welcome to puritan America.
- Because jesus

Commercial always play with volume FULL BLAST talking about dick pills while the young family is just trying to enjoy a show.

Talk to your doctor!

Use as directed

_{side effects my include loose or wet stools, dizziness, painful constipation, insomnia, rapid heartrate, weak bowel syndrome, joint pains, headaches, an impending sense of doom, sudden interest in nickleback..}

If death occurs, please dial 911 immediately as this is a sign of a very rare and serious symptom

I recently took cialis recreationally (no ED) on weekend get away with my SO. I gotta say it was actually pretty fucking cool. I’m usually pretty pill adverse. But ya, I’d do it again.

What's the benefit if you don't have ED?
My friend with no ED said he took a Viagra and it burst the skin of his penis. No fucking thank you on that, man!
- Your friend either hasn't told you the entire story or is lying. Viagra, Cialis, and other ED meds won't cause your penis to burst - human blood pressure is insufficient to pop a penis like a balloon. What may have happened is a penile fracture, where the outer sheath of erectile tissue tears in response to physical injury. Typical drivers of penile fracture are situations that cause the erect penis to bend forcefully, such as falling on an erection.
  Taking ED meds without ED will just result in a very firm erection that will likely persist awhile after ejaculation.
- It's what the dick craves
I'm thinking about getting something like that. No ed just unreliable

I read the title quickly and thought it said Calais and was slightly confused lol

If you remove the palm tree the rest is pretty accurate.

Why not?

I slammed my Benis in the car door
- Why would you go doin a thing like that?

Side effects may include spontaneous dancing, necromancy, chanting to old gods, and a mild case of death

I do not understand the bathtub, which seems strange because I'm not the type most would call innocent.

EDIT: It appears to be a reference to a TV commercial. Gross, you people watch advertisements?