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Baldur's Gate 3 @lemmy.world

Stamets @lemmy.world

2y ago

I am astounded that someone made this...

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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion's ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.
- Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!
  
  MTG has entered the chat
- Replace hair with toppings and it looks like an ice cream chart. Someone wants Astarions banana sundae.
  
  I am intrigued that your idea of an icecream chart also includes "shade of butthole"
  
  Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.
- Nah, they’re thinking of Orin.
Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.
No way wither's ass tastes gourmet
- For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.
  
  Incredible! What godly ambrosia might be savored if he were to spend a level two cantrip?
- TBF withers is a ::: spoiler spoiler god :::
Surely if anything belongs in Lemmy shitpost this does. Awesome 👍
This just tells me that there is a market there waiting for Larian to make a game based on F.A.T.A.L.
- The math in that game is somehow more traumatizing than the content.
  
  Or the game design. It's so focused on "realism" that 90 percent of players will be farmers who only gain exp for planting and harvesting crops and NPCs are forced to attack you bc of race relations. Or the disgusting way the stats/attributes work.
No Myconid representation?
- No butthole 😔
Minsc's pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale.. My disappointment is immeasurable
- I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.
  
  god fuck why did I post that
- No gnomes. No Vlaakith. No steel watch. Not even the strange ox. Disappointing. Don't make me do this myself.
  
  Strange Ox: brown with an oozy blood red discharge, very loose, mostly hairy, putrid, extremely rancid
i find most people these days to be pretty useless
- Speak for yourself, I'm a very resourceful procrastinator
I'm impressed.
I'm unsure how to feel about this
I gotta protest that Gortash was more Rancid than Orin on this chart. We all know what Orin smelled like and Gortash would use perfume.
- And Withers... dead center of the smell chart???
  
  Desiccated corpses aren’t too offensive smelling 😋
I guess I'd go with the lady on the 3rd-lightest tone section with the white hair, I don't need a tight one
- Mmm, Isobel, good choice.

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