I just discovered "roasts" so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love.

a roast? sorry i dont eat meat

How is this different from your normal posting

Blud really out here a decade later talking about roasting people. What? Did your dial up just finish loading reddit? Like the only roasting you're doing is some carrots so you dont damage your dentures, old dog. They'll really be out here like "I bet you can't even shine shoes as well as one-legged Hitchens down on 5th and Perriwinkle!"

Take your shot, loser. But be warned, I fire back. 🤓

Ok, Jeffrey Ross' ejaculate ...

okay but you have to do the gilbert gottfried voice

Roast this, roast that. Why dontcha go roast some sweet potatoes?

You look like a man who shaves with a brawndo, dyes his hair and is lucky to get his dick hard on his birthday if the wind blows in the right direction.

How to roast a white person:

tell them to touch grass