I am a 5 year old cop

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I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person
- Its "shoots dog"
  
  I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D
- I'm so proud of you son 🥹
lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp
- Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker
- Me or OC?
  
  Probably OC, unless you edited the text.
I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier
Is that common then, for cops to eat free?
I want McDonalds.
Not even for a free meal...
Image Transcription: Twitter Post

🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police

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