Panera CEO lining up 1000 workers and forcing them to watch as he picks out ten random ones and forces them to drink the lemonade

I love shit like this because these dumbasses apparently think people in the past, or anywhere outside of boardrooms are motivated by making shareholders money. Like there's a reason every company comes up with a mythology about its "mission".

Fuck you, pay me.

Fuck you, pay me.

If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.

I have never in my life worried about the shareholders.

no no no not the lemonade AUGH I'm dying, THE CAFFEINE!

The Thirst Games

Capitalists are playing with fire by dropping the facade and revealing what they're all about, makes our job easier, but I don't know what the hell they think they're doing by talking like this

Unvarnished parasitism is universally revolting to the vast majority of human beings

EVERY WORKER - A MEMBER OF THE BOARD!