Don't Never!

(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)

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In my head this sounds like an extremely southern pothead.

"Don't never drink and drive! Drive high." Very SLPT.
- I would subscribe to Southern Life Pro Tips.
DO NOT NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. DRIVE HIGH.
I was going to make a MADD sign... but then I got high.
So sometimes drink and drive high? I'm so confused.
- Drink and drive. Drive high. It's right there, friend. Are you drunk and stoned or something?
  
  But at the same time, or sometimes separately?
DONT DEAD

OPEN INSIDE
- Yes, that's the name of the community.
  
  I cannot express how dumb I feel now. 🤦🏻‍♂️
Don’t. For any reason, ever, no matter what, or who you’re with, ever…
why 'never' drive high but only 'don't' drive drunk?
But were they driving? Nothing in that sign says anything about not crafting high
Grammatical either way for English dialects with negative concord.

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