I was watching a BlueRay of "Andrei Rublev" in my living room when a HexBear comrade broke in and informed me that long media is revisionist and then smashed my BlueRay player

They then informed me that true communists never watch anything longer than 10 minutes long and that TikTok is the true platform of the proletariat.

Why I tried to show him Steven Soderbergh's "Che" films they shot me in the knee caps with their antique Mauser C96.

This is a self criticism they are forcing me to write.