You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix?
You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix?
A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.
I have done unobserved ones successfully. Buy a recent formulation and tape it to the inside of your thigh for 2 hours. It's mainly the temperature being too high or low which voids the test.
I just ordered some of those ballsack pouch boxers and was planning on stashing it there with the heat pad. Pretty sure they only look into it if you drop dirty or stuff is sketchy right? The MRO tag at the end of test name just sketches me out. It's a bigger company with deep pockets so it wouldn't surprise me if they pay for more invasive shit, but going from the test name I don't think they do
i did it a ton though its been more then 8 years since i did. But i used the fake pee, used an ace bandage wrap to strap it to the inside of my thigh and used bobby pins to hold it. Before i left, i microwaved it for a couple seconds, maybe a couple more. then i activated the heat pack and used that on the outside of the bottle when on my leg. when at the testing place, i poured it into the cup, which usually had a temperature thing on it because it will be super hot at first and youll need to give time for it to cool down to a normal level. i dont think piss testing got any better, they just test for the piss elements plus drugs. to find if it was fake, might require a dna test or something your employer isnt paying for.
Thank you for calming my nerves. I was planning on this route for the DT since I applied but after my friend dug up his test from awhile ago the MRO thing really freaked me out. I thought most test got sent to one to verify but having it listed in the title freaked me out. My brain was stuck on a wine taster for piss calling me out for an unsavoury product.
I've never submitted an actual piss sample at any point.
I still have the prosthetic dick from probation as a minor.
For pre-employment I warm it to the right temperature in a sous vide bath but you can use a pot of water on a burner just fine. The little bottle/reservoir thing I have from a Sub Solution kit has one of those strips with colored dots that appear at certain temperatures to make sure you're in the range. Then I just hide it in my underwear with an adhesive heating pad or strap it to my leg and go "piss".
The only thing that will really tip them off is if the temperature is outside of normal parameters. Had a urinalysis tech mention that one guy came out with a cup that was almost boiling.
Fist off, detox flushes are hokum . Theyre either diuretics which you van do better than by just buying Midol, or useless garbage. Save your money.
What route you going? Detox or fake piss? Detox is iffy. Youre trying to mask the 30-odd metabolites of thc they test for. Theyre going to do an EMIT or RIA test first, then if it tests +, they might do a gcms test to verify the positive test. They test for temperature, specific gravity, color and taste. Too clear urine will get your test disqualified and thats exactly the same as a positive most places. gcms is just about impossible to fool with anything readily available. Youll be sunk at that point.
EMIT tests can supposedly be fooled by taking zinc, and aspirin. Supposedly. Flushing your system ? diuretics, exercise, shitload of water. During test do a midstream or endstream catch. Start peeing, let some out, then fill the cup to the line. Youll have less metabolites in the middle/end. Day of test? Pee multiple times. Dont go on full bladder first thing in the morning. Thats when you have the largest amount of metabolites built up in urine.
Personally? Id go with clean donated urine. Byrd labs sells clean human urine, frozen. Ive used it an a fake dong three times to pass drug tests, two employment and one probation. Regardless of what genitals you have, id lean real real heavily towards fake piss. Unless youre getting a test where they make you pull your pants/undergarments down to your knees and your shirt up to your bellybutton, like military drug tests do, id be going the clean piss route. It has the best chances of success as opposed to masking/covering up.
Either way, good luck conrad.
i did the quick fix detox drink thing. this was maybe 15 years ago, but i picked it up at one of those pipe/bong shops and it was sold as a detox. you buy this bottle of drink that is like 32 ounces. maybe an hour before your piss test, you drink the bottle, refill it with water, and drink that. in very little time you will have to pee like a horse. after that first pee, you piss clean for the next few hours.
i did it to get 2 jobs and was told about it by a friend who was on parole and used it for all of his piss tests for like a year.
I have, had to do a pre-employment UA like a year ago. Should be fine if it's the right temp. If it's negative, they just stop testing. you should be fine.