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Shut up, man

--President of the United States, Joe Biden

Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

He was so real for saying that.

And I've never sexually harassed anyone... I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.

"When you get angry at your dick because you're on Viagra yet can't nut"

Joe's ready to break some hips...his or Jill's.

Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.

/s if it wasn't obvious.

This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey

I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s

It's good to be the king.

he was so real for saying that

Fucked my hopes and dreams.