2y ago

Orsinium has fallen. Billions must WAAAAAAAAAAGH

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but fr though that pic on the right got me like

they're so cute
- You know the guy on the left was the runner up for the veil, and he's just working out his frustration.
  Good thing too, I hear he'd be a total Bridezilla and make the whole thing miserable for his husband. The bone-trimmed, blood-mousse-filled cake is one thing, but does it have to be nine layers?
  
  tbh i'm not sure what gender the original artist of the right-hand image intended the orc to be, might be a tomboy or NB and frankly I love that the picture is ambiguous enough for everyone to project onto
If your orc culture doesn't have at least a partially fleshed-out conlang with a phonology that accommodates for their tusks then don't talk to me. Just shrinking them so that they're barely fangs is WEAK.
- I named my bug lady character exclusively with sounds that do not require lips to make so I'll damn well make sure any orcish that shows up is tusk-friendly
  
  I really appreciate that. What's her name (in IPA, if you know)?
  
  I appreciate Wizards doing this for Thri-Kreen
  Thri-kreen Names: Chit'al, Drik-chkit, Gulnik, Kiktul, Klaktuk, Krik, Pok, Ptekwe, Tal'tich, Tilnak, Tik-tik.
I don't get it if your going to be an Orc fucker atleast make them big muscle bound brutes not green twinks.
- Would you say that Good Times Make Weak Orcs?
  
  Good times for an Orc probably make very strong orcs.
- But I want green twinks.
  
  They're called wood elves.
- The problem with orc twinks is that if you're even a little rough with them they get less twinky
  
  They die a glorious twink death in battle
- No big muscle-bound himbo top orc bf.
  Why live?
Less orc boys, more orc bois
- I GUESS
  
  You can have little a orc boy, as a treat
Garona and Anduin falling in love was the best part of the World of Warcraft movie just saying.
- Azeroth has fallen, billions must logoff
Both. Both are good.
I mean....Tolkien's orcs apparently didn't look like that either; apparently they were either human height or slightly shorter. They wouldn't have looked like Thrall.

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