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2y ago

Or just put me in a box and ship as freight

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toe truck
- Cries in American 💧🦅
- Cries in Canada
As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free
- Is there a community for "suicided by words"?
SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.
- Found the Canadian government's account.
- I am considering it.
Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!
Benny's body pick up. "You kill 'em, we chill 'em."
- I can bring you in warm...
Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area
- Like a coffin?
  
  Yeah. At least I could straighten my legs and take a nap
A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.
Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.
- I think for this trick to work you need to be person shaped and not car shaped.
You guys pay for ambulance rides?
In the fucking rain?! Brutal.

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