Hi-res version from The Onion's website
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I'm so "what is Obama's last name" poisoned my first reaction was that's not Obama, that's his wife
40 0 ReplyClassic Chiblee bit,
"Name a woman"
"Obama's wife"
22 0 ReplyChiblee, chibleeee
We love our chiblee
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That's Michelle Care isn't she?
16 0 ReplyMichelle Hussein Care
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First she took away the pizza and slice of cake for school lunch now she's subjecting kids to overexertion. Mrs. Obama is truly a fitness nazi.
27 0 ReplyBut the real question is: Will she be our newest sicko emoji?
13 0 ReplyI'm a fitness nazi.... fitness nazi straight into the mine shaft
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I'm always shouting "grunt" when I play ball
25 0 Replyim a little fly chewing me some yummy kales
20 0 Replyhare-brained wife checking in
wheeeeeeeeeee, time to prank my husband with activities we'll both hate!
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I swear he's doing it just for our emote library at this rate.
20 0 ReplyNo actual pickles
18 0 ReplyI played pickleball for the first time last week.
I do not see the appeal over tennis.
16 0 ReplyThe court is smaller and the ball moves slower: more fun if you're not good at tennis
18 0 ReplyIt's centrism between table tennis and tennis
15 0 ReplyIt's less running and more focus on hitting the ball
Still worse than table tennis and badminton tho
9 0 ReplyTable Tennis is sick
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(no actual pickles)
13 0 ReplyWho knew the Sicko was such an athlete?
13 0 ReplyAnother day another banger
11 0 Reply(fitness nazi)
8 0 ReplyNo that's the best part, fitness nazis and former first ladies.
He used Michelle Obama for the picture but he's saying it's a defining trait among former first ladies.
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"michelle obama's hairy forearms"
6 0 ReplyI think in this case it's just shading for dark skin.
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Kale is good, but as always fitness nuts and food fad people find ways to not only force it on people, but prepare it the worst ways possible. Also got a little bitterness towards kale, since I grew Russian kale at one point, and it took off like a weed for years onwards. I grew tired of it, but the kale fad wasn't a thing at the time, so it was just me eating kale as an attempt of a more utilitarian form of weeding.
3 0 ReplyThis one isn't even satirical, it's the truth
3 0 ReplyPeter Griffin after a rice cake soundin ass response.
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