ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
Works for mobile too
I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!
5 0 Reply*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.
3 1 ReplyHey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?
Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…
Ohh fuck
1 0 ReplyPlease tell me it sits at 100% forever!
1 0 ReplyShould also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light
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we don't use windows
0 0 Replyjust put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol
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Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.
Crickets
0 1 Reply"Oh I think I postponed the last one"
3 1 ReplyI've never met a soul eager to update windows
2 1 Replytry to do it too but can't find it
blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work
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