Atheist Memes @lemmy.world Lanky_Pomegranate530 @midwest.social 2y ago Thank god we don't have butt ropes
Spiders are so cute. Most of them don't care for us, and house spiders are even friends that keep insects away.
The eight eyes makes sense since they're for different ranges. Close-up web work vs. surveying the area for butt-roping.Cats have two oversized eyes, so they can see clearly at distance but not up close, where they depend on smell and tactile stimulus to chew on prey.
Seems fitting, given biblically accurate angels.