Between a hundred strongest fascist volunteers on one side and a hundred strongest communist volunteers on the other, who wins a match of tug-of-war?

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Ideal scenario: the fascists are allowed to win tug-of-war, but it was only a ploy to get them all together in a line
- They'd never see it coming
  That or they'd be planning to do the same
  Either way,
  get 'em first
The communists have a much bigger pool of strong people to pull from, which means more communist human sasquatches
The fascists take an early lead but the commies hold on long enough that all of the roids the fascies are on give them heart palpitations and they start collapsing.
If it's a tug-of-war with a rope, the communists win. If it's the type of tug-of-war where both sides see who can jack off the most, the fascists win because they're all inveterate gooners.