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Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

I seriously recommend that you don't start fights with hexbear

This one time I did argue with them about the stuff I learnt from NY times and they dogpiled on me and broke me. They are very organized and have the same ideas and it is impossible to have a civil discussion without getting constantly dunked on and everything you say becomes imperialist propaganda for them and I couldn't even disengage but that wasn't even the worst part of it. That night I had strange dreams about pigs eating beans and the beans kept repeating "Hi! I am beanis! boil me! boil me! and eat me" and when I woke up from that strange nightmare, there was a pig in my room and it was sh*ng on it's own bls!!! Can you imagine how traumatic that was for me? On top of that it was carrying a note that said "Make sure to feed him more slop _ " I was terrified so I did as I was instructed to. I am literally shaking as I type this... You seriously don't know what they are capable of.

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  • Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

    • You should not fight with them. They drop dirt on you while as soon as you get out of your car and everyone will laugh at you :( If you are too nice to them then they start sending you lunchboxes at work with rats and beans.

  • one time. i talked to hexbear, yeah? i was like. it's still her turn! because it's still her turn, you know. and they upbeared me. they really upbeared me. i thought they agreed. but it turns out they thought i was joking. why would i joke about something as important as voting? really weird guy that hexbear

    • Hexbears have refuse to follow rules and never vote for the ones waiting for their turn. Infact they even refuse to vote because they don't want lesser evil. Hello! we live in a democracy here. They have no sense of civility 😔

  • I'm not a fraid of hexbears they are like a first level boss that has a beanbastic opening attack but upon further nunced analysis it reveals it's gaping jarjar vulnerabilities

  • ENOUGH! Hexbears must hexhibernate!

    • I heard that hexbears only hexhibernate during communist season under the right conditions. We must make arrangements and prepare communism for hexbears before communist season for our peace of mind. Make sure to

      for communism this year!

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