Which one are you?

8

5

First I was like 5, but then I just 7 the hell out of it. I've got my morning coffee, so probably a plain 8.

5, but wishing I was 1

I tried 6 earlier, but ended up feeling 8. I think I'll be 9 tonight because of all of it.

I'm going 2 and if you touch my worm we're gonna have a 7 on our hands

3