One for dying alone in the woods, please.
60 0 Reply... this option is beginning to feel a bit crowded, will there be like a line or something? Is scheduling an option? I don't want to be around people, ew
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14 0 Replyeveryone's in the woods now. It isn't really alone anymore.
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I'll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.
55 0 ReplyBob Ross was your dad?
22 0 ReplyI'm just a "happy" little accident
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I'm sorry for your loss
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Woods. I choose woods. 🪵 🪵 🪵
16 0 ReplyYeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.
When it's time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.
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Dying in the woods alone please.
11 0 ReplyI'll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone
4 0 ReplyAren't you alone as soon as they finish dying?
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Can I just die right now? That'd be more convenient.
8 0 ReplyNo, go to the woods first, instructions are clear :D
4 0 ReplyAww man.
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My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.
8 0 ReplyIf you're legendary people will keep making the hike to bother you tho
4 0 ReplyHey, just because you're destined to die alone in the woods doesn't mean you can't help the interlopers to the same destiny...
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Why can't I make conceptual art in the woods?
Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren't bad if you join the Army.
8 0 Reply... Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn't as feminine as I'm about to become.
7 0 ReplyJames May (voice): Hello.
4 0 ReplyLMAO
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I'll take "all of the above"!
(er... not at the same time, please.)
5 0 ReplyAt least two of those are a true and tested combination.
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So, by using the word "include", am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?
4 0 Reply"Your options include and damn well are limited to..."
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I'll take doing alone in the woods. Really joining the army seems like the worst choice. Though I guess that depends on your father.
4 0 ReplyIt has some options missing.
4 0 ReplyGod, anything but conceptual art...
3 0 ReplyI think it's more fun if you're the one making it. Like jazz
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I'm not a part of your system
2 0 ReplyThis is like a David Shrigley piece.
1 0 ReplyIs this the artist Don’t Fret?
1 0 Reply5 Sailing a small sailboat into the sunset and never looking back
1 0 ReplyKnocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.
1 0 ReplyIn the words of one of my favorite songs
"Death is when life turns into art"
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