Your mother was a Tellerite, and your father smells of Yamok Sauce
You silly Federation Ka-nigits!
Man, the D'Deridex is so cool.
Yes it is. I love how it’s so big the Galaxy-class can park inside its wings with room to spare.
This reminds me of a fanfic I read sometime around the mid 1990s which rewrote a bunch of Monty Python sketches as Trek stories. It probably hasn't aged well, but I thought it was brilliant at the time.
I mean, it's the Neutral Zone, why does the Federation feign claim to it
Neither side is allowed inside without prior approval. But the Romulans are always sneaking around inside without permission.