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flamingos-cant @feddit.uk

3d ago

Caption this

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"Prove you're not one of those woke trannies. Show me what's down your trousers, or I shoot."
- Probably a brown smear given the way he's looking at her trigger finger.
“I’m sorry sergeant but you’re infected”
- Is that Richard Hammond running from rabid Top Gear fans
  
  That's Robert Carlyle. Scottish actor, best known from Trainspotting or The Full Monty.
  The movie is called "28 week later". I haven't seen it. It's about zombies I think.
"And you said you had an ancestor that was born outside of the uk 20 generations ago? Get in the fucking plane to Rwanda, NOW"
*- Olukemi Olufunto "Anchor Baby" Adegoke Badenoch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemi_Badenoch#Early_life_and_education
"Badenoch looks for new and exciting ways of shooting herself in the foot".
"You're holding it wrong ma'am"
“Ma’am you’re pointing it wrong. Your foot is down there.”
"Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA."
- This is a British rifle and soldier.
  
  Yes. And it said "caption this," not "accurately caption this."
  
  There's a gun in the picture, so we can still claim it for 'MURICA. Our borderless nationalism could be endearing, if it wasn't scary.
I’m the captain now.
"How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?"
The soldier is now safer than the politico.

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