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pieguy @lemmy.sdf.org

2w ago

My last cookie - NOW CLOSED

Bidding starts at $50, place bids in increments of $5. Bidding closes in 24 hours from time of posting.

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So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.
- See here for my license number.
Is this still available?
- Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!
  
  What's the buyer's premium?
What guarantees you'd not make another one?
- What's with all the questions?
I'll give you $0.50.
- You're really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?
  
  Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.
  
  Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?
Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
- Is it worth $50 at least?
  
  It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!
Will you accept cache?
- Depends, which level?
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
- Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!
  
  What a deal! Wowie!
What's wrong with it?
- What makes you think something is wrong with it?
  
  Why so cheap?
Woah. It's a fellow pie guy.
- Sorry, the auction is now closed.
  
  Is this still available?
can I?
- I don't know, can you?
does this come with an award-winning recipe?
- It comes from an award-winning recipe.
  
  which award
I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.
- Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
  
  Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Do you deliver?
- Shipping extra.
AUCTION NOW CLOSED!
Congratulations to @FerretyFever0@fedia.io on making the highest bid of $3005.
Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.
- Well shit
- wasn't the bid 6 dogpix
  
  They're worth that much.

57 comments