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UltraGiGaGigantic @lemmy.ml

3w ago

My parents wanted serotonin, so they had a baby. now i am forced to wage slave for the worst of us.

This vasectomy is for you my unborn children. Stay at peace, for there is none here.

Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

cm0002 @lemmy.world

3w ago

My parents wanted serotonin, so they had a baby. now i am forced to wage slave for the worst of us.

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is it really for them or more due to your serotonin addiction?
- You mean the workforce gives people serotonin? I need to talk to HR.
I started my own construction company and it still feels like slavery honestly.
Do you really need the vasectomy, though. You seem like the... ...you know? Type.
Better to experience <100 years of life than die a short death in someones mouth, sock, or ass.
- Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have to go to work
  
  Hahaha, thats fair!
- TIL there is such a thing as an ass soul.
  
  Probably swims for a bit, but the highways all wrong. Not what they practiced for.

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