"Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!"
"Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!"
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Hmmm... I'm torn between opening one of these, or a Central Bark Doggy Daycare.
Although to be honest, Central Bark's nagus requires a smaller share of earnings kicked up to them.
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Didn't know that was a real thing.
It's clever, but with a shade predatory business practice.
Today, Central Bark boasts over 40 locations in 12 states, facilitated by a strategic acquisition by NewSpring Franchise in 2021 and the leadership of CEO Bob Crawford since 2022.
Definitely a Ferengi operation.
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Maybe ripe for a joint location... only for the authorities to find the poor doggos at Central Bark running on treadmills to power the holosuites at Quark's.
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Can confirm, Quarks is fun!
The Quarks Bar that was in the Las Vegas Hilton (back when the ST Experience was first running) ranks pretty high on my list "most fun things I've done in Vegas." I growled at a Klingon, drank a prune juice, and got a replica 1701-D commissioning plate. 10/10: Highly recommend (if you have a time machine).
And yet you didn't order Quark's famous Warp Core Breach?
But really, that sounds awesome.
I don't remember specifics well enough but I was under age at the time, and I'm guessing if it was on the menu it was boozey.
I did the STE simulator in Vegas in 1999, didn't realize there was a Quark's too. Dammit!