Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill

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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say

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"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."
And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?
Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?