Ehhh I feel like if you release this one, it will come back and kill you in your sleep
This is definitely the type that grants wishes.
Just lick its back and don't mind the foam in your mouth
If this frog comes back in my sleep, it’s probably just to check if I’ve been drinking enough water and practicing self-care. That’s not murder, that’s an emotional support amphibian.
BUT HIS SMILE
As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.
As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.
If you want to live vicariously, check out this playlist. A guy did just that and his channel is great.
Ehhh I feel like if you release this one, it will come back and kill you in your sleep
This is definitely the type that grants wishes.
Just lick its back and don't mind the foam in your mouth
If this frog comes back in my sleep, it’s probably just to check if I’ve been drinking enough water and practicing self-care. That’s not murder, that’s an emotional support amphibian.