1mo ago

Anon has fries

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Fake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isn't interested in girl
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
- Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
  
  Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻
- Why risk anons virginity like that?
- Is that worth losing fries?
- But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"
  
  It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol
- A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
- No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
  Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
- Like a seagull. :/
  
  Yes officer this bait right here.
  Edit: After further discussion, I don't think they were baiting.
  
  Maybe shes acturally multiple seagulls in a trenchcoat
  
  omg I'm using this next time someone asks for my food
- It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries
Anon wouldn't have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.
Just because you're horny, doesn't mean I'm horny. I just bought food. I'm hungry, not horny.
- Hi hungry, I'm horny
  
  hi alt, I'm cottage-core
Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
- Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can't properly consent to the fries.
Girl only wants one thing, and it's disgusting!
- Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.
  
  McDonald's fries are quite literally the saddest excuse for fries, what are you talking about?
Never fall prey to the bait!
Yeah you're not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.
Gotta try friesmaxxing
Fake: this didn't happen
Gay: annon doesn't hang out with women
Honestly, I'd probably find the situation equally weird myself. Go away, I'm hungry.
It's a tarp!
- it is a kidney tarp! I mean tart, do you want a kidney tart?

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