Spineless fence-sitter thinks killing children is bad no matter who does it

From the Beaverton (Canada's Onion)

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Oof, good one.
But remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!" before you shoot. That's the international standard.
- I've done that before shooting every child I've killed. It's worked well so far.
Oh im not even getting near the fence or either side of it for that matter. That whole region is the poster child for the word snafubar.