Backseat Killer

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Her job is the removal of africanized honey bees.
- Either that, or driving cars to the junkyard to be crushed.
  
  That would explain why she's willing to just toss the coffee in the back seat. Must have a side hustle doing razor blade disposal as well.
- That's racist. What did the honey do to you?
This is so absurd, but I love it.
Of course I'm standing in our garage watching a thunderstorm that just flooded our basement, with more storm on the way, so maybe it's just stress.
is this real?
- yeah
  
  fuck.
- Based loosely on real events.
Spongebob did it first!
Forgot the last panel where he bails
- Are you sure about that?
  
  Are you sure?
I kinda love these
Edit: replied at wrong level. Please downvote. I am.
- Please downvote. I am.
  This is like the opposite of "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??!! I AM!!!"
  
  That does make it sound like an existential crisis.
  "What does it even mean to be? If I never get downvotes, do I even have an effect on the world? Is there a world? Who am I? Am I me? Will I stop existing when I have zero engagement? Am I just the sum of the perception of others, doomed to non-existence as soon as I'm irrelevant? Is that what death is?"
  "So, uh, you said no ketchup on that Jr Bacon Cheesburger?"
  "Oh, yeah, that's right. It hurts my tummy."
  
  ~~WHO DO~~ YOU THINK THEREFORE YOU ARE

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