The Future

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I mean, it's not just dino corpses. We also use an incredible amount of dead forests as fuel. We really showed nature who's the boss, huh?
- Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can't stop calling them fossil fuels.
  
  … are they not fossils of the cyanobacteria
- I mean, it’s not our fault nature is so flammable
- In think nature is warming up a big dish of karma.
- It was way, way, way before dinosaurs. Actually dinosaur remains are a poor combustible (whereas mummies, on the other hand...).
Additionally, the batter is made up of their eggs.
oof
So vegetarians who use solar power are really helping human-dino relations
- I dont know, hopefully
  i eat veggy dino nuggies
  so i still might scare them
This is our vengeance for them causing global warming.
You cook dino nuggies in a pan?
Does the Dino ask "What's a Human?"
- Not after that anymore.

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