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For now, we are practicing on Ukraine, and then the turn will come to the Baltics. - Russian propagandist Mardan

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"For now, we are practicing on Ukraine, and then the turn will come to the Baltics." - Russian propagandist Mardan

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Are they practicing losing?
- Reminds me of Kung Pow
  Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we have purposefully trained him wrong… as a joke.
  Also
  I’m bleeding, making me the victor.
  
  Let’s see how you like your foot to my face style!
- I mean they're getting pretty good at it tbh.
  
  alwayshasbeen.jpg
😂😂😂 Dude, who loses 200k well trained soldiers in "Practice"?!?!
- They don't care. Russians will send every living being they can get their hands on to the grinder if that means they "win".
  It's the Russian way.
  
  Unfortunately for #Ruzzia, the US has been developing its weapon systems over the last 60 years for that exact scenario.
  Shit is going to get wild in a few months when the F-16s start eradicating #Russia's air defenses.
- "well trained"
  
  Those were eliminated on day one when Ukraine shot down an airplane full of them because Russians forgot air defense is a thing to take out before you send in limited resources.
  The rest of them? Vlad got drunk and wound up on the front line instead of the drunk tank.
Practice is supposed to make you improve, not fail miserably, again and again.
For a superpower they sure need a lot of practice.
- The USSR was a superpower. The Russian Federation is a mafia-ran gas station with nukes.
- They are praticing keeping their population calm and supportive no matter how rediculous the losses. And they are very successful at that. So they know they can send more millions to die for the smallest gains.
Getting BTFO by Ukraine is embarrassing...
Do they really wanna risk the same with fucking Latvia?
- They're practicing getting their ass kicked, next they'll get their ass kicked in the Baltics.
ie NATO. Not going to happen.
Who is this jackass? I assume he’s just another obnoxious pundit whose job is to stir the shit, like we have in the US.
- That's called News™️ to you buddy.
  Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
  /s
  
  I’m the Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
- Where do you think he gets his taking points?
  
  "He" in this case works both ways!
Imagine being that deluded.
- The audience for this is ethnic Russians in the Baltic countries. They want those folks to cause trouble even if they have no intention to do anything about it. Around of a quarter of Latvia and Estonia are ethnic Russians.
  
  Ah the good old Lygen Presse from eh, 1930 Germany...
- I'd have to huff a lot of solvents to be able to empathize with Russian views of the world
Don’t quit your day job, Russia
Who gets Kaliningrad afterwards?
- We're not taking it back. We've had enough trouble with the GDR.
  
  Czechia have already staked their claim. There was some hilarious memes floating around I think 6 months ago
Yeah, BS.
Honestly that's the word count this guy deserves.
Failing that "practice" miserably and wants to take on all of NATO.
If the subtitles are correct, lose the quotation marks in your title. That's the gist of what he's saying but you're misquoting this douche and that helps no one
- Good point, fixed. The title was from the translator's post.
  
  Thank you. I don't think you (or the translator) were had ill intent but I do think accuracy is important when reporting on war
In that case it is an immensely impressive amount of practice.
I never could go to the gum for two weeks in a row, they are already at it for almost two years!
Someone needs to send him a statue of a miner.

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