'Divine trolling': Pope schedules Chicago mass on the same day as Trump's military parade

OK but this is pretty funny. If this is how the new pope rolls, I'm here for it.

I'm not Catholic and don't really care who the Pope is but I know that MAGA doesn't like him. That makes me like him.
- I went to Catholic school and most of my friends parents would have been democrats, were it not for abortion. If the new pope can convince those Catholics to stop supporting republicans, it’s a win.
- He's still a senior member of the catholic church and is complicit in covering up their sex abuse of children, but at least he seems to be fairly not-fascist about most other topics.
- Weird they don’t like him since he’s a pedo enabler and trump is a pedo
I am already liking this guy
He must guilt trip tf out of his flock -
You know who He wants to have the bigger crowd, right?
You Damned well better.
Always the bloody Orangemen, There shall better be no Orange Sea to part yonder morrow else Wrath shall reign down like Jesuits on an undeveloped desert land.
Capisce?

He's not just trolling MAGA, he's trolling the media. Now they have to make a choice as to which event they cover. Do they cover the Pope, and his anti-MAGA message, or do they cover HitlerPig's latest empty flex?

I am so happy he is using his power to bridge differences and create unity /s
- You don't unite with cancer, you excise it.
- The classic refrain... Unfortunately for you, people are starting to recognize (again) that this is bullshit and Nazis have no place in society.
- Unifying against fascists is a good thing.
- There is no "unity" with Nazis. They need to be purged.

Since when did US pres had military parade

When we became a shit hole authoritarian nation like what we were taught in school how the United States was better than them
CCP = GOP
- More like GOP=Louis XIV
Since the us population elected an imbecilic dictator.
Since never. This sort of thing was more popular in the USSR. The US is moving in that direction, though.
Not since the troops returned from ww1 and ww2 but those weren't for the president
And it’s for Trump’s birthday

Should have done it in Baltimore.

What context am I missing here? Why Baltimore?
- Proximity to DC.

Sounds like a large protest in crime-addled Chicago is about to get shut down by ICE.

If it's mostly white people they'll have a hard time.
- you’ve not been paying attention to ICE lately huh?

The only kind of MAGA I enjoy seeing is a raging pissed off MAGA, crying with impotent boomer rage. Go Leo!

I'm liking him so far

Yep, this new pope is off to a great start.

Now we just need to get some old bands back together and surround DC with aged rockers and rappers talking shit about felon 47.

Nope, elsewhere. Let’s all go elsewhere for Dear Orange Leader’s victory parade. Empty DC out

Divinely inspired

Yeah, like, his fascism jubilee isn't going to be in Chicago, so this article is just hunting for clicks.

But the media is going to split coverage. There will be very direct comparisons of crowd sizes. Some people will have to decide which event to attend, as they can't attend both.
- The last part is the most important.
  The pope coming to America is always a big deal. He's explicitly calling on American Catholics to choose sides.
- Fuck the Vatican and all but boy is it tempting to go show my "support"

I bet 110% media coverage will be in DC

If he wasn’t a sexist and a homophobe I’d actually like that guy. But Catholics have a long history of misrepresenting scripture to suit their political purposes, and centuries of bad habits are hard to break.

The scriptures themselves are misogynistic and homophobic. The religion is rotten.
- Judeo-Christian scriptures are many things, including misogynistic (women are literally considered property), but they are not, and never have been, homophobic. Not defending them, just pointing out one of those fun facts that gets overlooked because people accept what they’re told - including in the form of compromised translations - without ever raising a finger to confirm if it’s accurate. They want to believe it, so they do.
Name one Christian denomination that doesn't have a history of using scripture for political purposes.
I'm not saying misrepresenting because that's an obvious sola scriptura protestant lens, that obviously doesn't apply to non protestants.
- Organized religion is a racket. I’m not defending it, I’m pointing out that they don’t even know their own source material.
- Name one
  <insert organized religion here>
  denomination that doesn’t have a history of using scripture for political purposes.
  There, FTFY

Two-Scoops wanted this parade in his first term, but the military told him the roads in DC wouldn't take the weight or something. Apparently he wanted it so bad he made somebody find a city where it would work. edit: my bad, I assumed he was having the parade in Chicago, it will be in DC - where the army says it will do $16 million in damage to the streets. This has been factored into the $45 million price tag. Fun trivia: this is enough to build 3 new typical size high schools - but at least we know it's for a good cause! Happy Birthday, Taco Boy.

I’m all for the complaints but no way you build a high school for that little these days. You might be surprised just how expensive all the services can be.
While I do live in a large town in a high cost of living state and we got one with all the fixings, our just finished new high school was
$377,719,720
Most will be cheaper but not anywhere near as cheap as you expect
- Well yeah, you can spend as much as you want, but according to what I looked up the average cost of a TYPICAL high school (I was careful to use that word) was $7-8 million in 2024.

My mother is so happy to have tickets for this.