Flat earth confirmed

And it's not even the correct measurement tool. This just proves the ground is level WRT gravity. The earth could be flat on an angle WRT gravity and that bubble would be off.

That doesn't mean it's flat.

That means it's level. You could find a level point on a baseball, too, if you balanced the level on it.

Checkmate, Atheists!

The most compelling argument I've seen yet.

Evidence to the contrary
- What is that abomination and how does it work

Try a longer and larger tube.

- So when will you all just accept the science then?

Now take that level on an airplane BOOM more confirmed.

That would be flat aeroplane, not flat earth. Aeroplanes are made of metal. Earth is made of earth.
- Facts
That is usually one of the main proofs that earth is flat. The pilot doesn't have to keep lowering the plane in order not to fly higher, the fly completely level, yet the plane flies in a curve around the earth.
- Well to be fair the earth is really really really big.
  Flat earthers have no sense of scale.
- ....but it has to go like nuts to stop falling out of the sky ?

Seems on the level.

you jest but the model to be used is the simplest model that works in practice (to make useful predictions). Since most use-cases are machine building and construction, the curvature of the earth rarely matters. as such, "the earth is flat" is often the best model for a task. a spherical earth only really matters if you're dealing with either world-wide trade, geopolitics, or astronomy.

This is just silly. It just means the earth is flat there. You need to repeat this everywhere on the earth and then we'll know the whole earth is flat. Or at least do it in a few different places hundreds of miles apart.

And then sweep it with a repeat-o-meter to make sure you didn't miss anything off the Union Jack pattern!
Well if you averaged out the distance from the centre of the Earth over the whole world - it would be absolutely flat....

No, that just proves it's leveled. :P

But a sphere can't be level, so it must be flat
Now you're just splitting hairs. Bad faith argument.
Yeah but which level? Are on earth -1??

I knew it! Now to prove that earth is a cheeto!

We need to pump it back up. Is earth presta or schrader?

My pump does both so we should be ok
- Korhaka, we're gonna need your pump
I think you have to blow it up stronger than that. There's some movies about it.

Well it's not carbonated

San Pellegrino Italy, Gerolsteiner Germany, Vichy Catalan Spain and Manitou Springs United States of America want to know if you're on the level.

You take that back, earth chan is not flat!

(For those who don't get it, it was a funny meme like 10 years ago)