If you're 20 and right-wing you have no heart. If you're 50 and left-wing you have no

if you’re 17 and your dad is your brother and your aunt is your grandma, you might be a redneck 👨‍🦰

retirement

-normal friendships -acquaintances or connections -fake-ass libs or pants-shitting cons snake-sliding their way into your life & tripping over themselves -FOMO because you're adverse to mainstream social media -enough beans for tacos -steady nerves -any or all chances of quitting smoking -contact with your right-wing family