2mo ago

The Trump Administration Is Gutting the Space Force

futurism.com

The future is scary and stupid... Now give me my cake and let me eat it.

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Didn’t he create it?
- It was already an established part of the Air Force, he just gave it its own division
Golden dome has also been downsized to cover Mar a Lago and the nearby McDonald's
- And it only protects from golden showers.
- Hahahah
Wait wait wait
Didn't he CREATE the space force?
- He spun it off the Air Force.
It's ok, Elon will provide a subscription to space defense which he absolutely promises not to threaten to turn off if he feels like it - https://www.snopes.com/news/2023/09/14/musk-internet-access-crimea-ukraine/
normally one wouldn't care about this guy's own stupid space force but going by how each defunding has gone so far there's probably gonna be an alien invasion in a couple of weeks.
- Or a real war against enemies with ASAT capabilities.
- Finally, a 100% certain way of contacting alien life!
Really? I just read an article about a huge new defence system they're going to build for their mainland, with Space Force at the head of it, costing over $540,000,000,000 over 20 years and taking up a significant ongoing chunk of their entire military budget.
How can this be true and they're also downsizing...
- No doubt they just outsource the administration of the program to SpaceX.
  Why have a government when your donors can get rich, instead?
Good job trump! Obviously a moron created this, so gut it!
But of course. Everyone knows space is for the private sector, as a playground for billionaires and a place for them to exploit for mining.
All according to known human Ted Cruz's master plan.
- Clearly a real human being.
  MAINTAIN MOISTURE
I mean of course. Daddy Puntin would not have it any other way.
Can't wait for him to insult and defund the golden dome
Elmo will be unhappy now?

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