Did you tankies even know that pooping and farting increased by 45% after the October revolution?
This is why I will never support communism
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this is of course just lying with statistics. pooping and farting levels were always that high, but the repressive and secretive nature of tzarist russia suppressed the true numbers. it was only when liberation came to the people that reality could finally be acknowledged.
Bolsheviks thinking about them beans
fully automated luxury farting and pooping, capitalists are shocked and jealous
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With population increase and caloric increase there probably is a point on a graph where that happened.
This does tend to happen when the standards of living improve, I'd imagine.
this is of course just lying with statistics. pooping and farting levels were always that high, but the repressive and secretive nature of tzarist russia suppressed the true numbers. it was only when liberation came to the people that reality could finally be acknowledged.