"Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."
"Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow."
But your sign says you close at 8 and it's only 815!!!!!
Okay, this one was violent. They really be like that.