Those cops sure would feel dumb if they could read.
If only he would have worn his police shirt.
Then the cops would have known to not stand so close to him! Better than trying to send a message in a bottle. Though they probably caught up with him after discovering a man in a suitcase just before he admitted that he likes to eat his friends.
In this context I would immediately suspect they are a stalker.
Context is everything
Someone fighting for social justice: yep
Some dick "sovereign citizen": nup
I think in this context we should be evaluating the shirt in its situation irregardless of the character wearing it.
If Potus 45 wore an anime decaled jacket with the words Contraceptive on the back then it would slap regardless of that orangutan's influence.
irregardless
What a horrible word
Can't be a sovcit -- there's no gold fringe on that shirt.
Those cops sure would feel dumb if they could read.