Genius

lowers gun and shoots you in the back

“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”

Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.

"Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier."

Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
- So a Goku cake?
They'll remember you for the rest of their lives.

I hope you bought good quality bullets, I'd hate for your weapon to misfire. I'm looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.

Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny's intervention. Dude's gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.

I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.

You forgot to turn off the safety

Kill me now and you'll never learn how to get deez..

(Gets killed anyways)

Killer: "dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr"

"It's ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger."

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice

I don't want to be a vegetable

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Alright, this better blow my mind.

Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Fuck you

Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like "What did I do?!"
- Fuk u

I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.

Have you heard of the High Elves

I've met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.

"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?

Ah you know what I'll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code's easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it's got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol' phone code. But at least now I've bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"

"'Have a gun pointing to my head.' Checked."

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

"Heh, you made one mistake... Your safety's on."

Then I'd immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick

Pull trigger to continue.

Your mom.

"I just want you to understand... These edibles ain't shit."

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Ilm holding in a particularly big and foul one so you might want to think twice.

Just Mahna mahna

Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de

I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling

So this is it... I'm going to die.

you'll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.

You may think it's genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn't work.

Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.
- Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn't dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.

Just shoot me.

never gonna give you up...

Penis

I try to improve myself every day.

But I can never achieve this level of genius. The answer is so obvious now!

I’m rock hard.

They hesitated, so there's a chance.

I'd ask to have a conversation since I'm dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.

Your mother was always my favorite who--re. Tell her I will miss her mouth next weekend.

discombobulate

Take, take me me home... 'cause I don't remember...

It doesn't help, i tried it

Thank you.