Caught by wife

What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks

It is on the right height. Basin is preferable though.

And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.

It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.

I wee in to the toilet while I'm brushing my teeth.
- You must have very short legs.
- I've peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
  
  So close to the quadfecta!
  
  Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You're already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you're a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
  
  I drink my coffee while I brush my teeth in the shower. Brushing right after eating isn't great for your teeth, so you should achieve efficiency by doing them at the same time.

"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.

Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?

"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
🤣🤣🤣 I am definitely using it next time.
Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.

It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.

I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
- I've been a guest in households who just don't flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn't smell. We're not in an arid climate either.
  
  If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, have fun instead.
- Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
  
  Modern problems require modern solutions!

There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Sometime is wrong in the head with those people.

Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
- Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
  Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.
  As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.
  The height is just so convenient.
  
  I take it you're tall and have a short counter?
  
  Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
  Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
  
  I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅
  
  Eh, I think cleaning my bong makes the sink much dirtier. Which is also why I clean it pretty often. And rarely piss in the sink.
  But sometimes.
  And to be honest I wouldn't mind a girl pissing there either, just don't see why anyone would bother. I also don't mind pissing in the shower, again, given that you actually don't piss all over the walls and also clean your shower.
  But like a bit of well hydrated watery pee is nothing. A foul dark dehydrated after exercise piss is different, that's not as much for the shower or sink. That's for the loo.
  
  I'm not judging or anything, I'm just not seeing the benefits of doing it I guess 😄 And regarding cleaning your bong: If you put about a tablespoon of canola oil in the water chamber and change the water daily it'll catch most of the grime that would otherwise start coating the bong. Doesn't affect flavour either as long as you're careful not to drip oil into the bowl. Before I got a vaporizer (which is weed endgame, highly recommend) I used this method and just cleaned the odd specs of dirt every month or so with rubbing alcohol.
  
  have stubborn morning wood
  that's so real. I'm too short personally 😅

On the morning it's just easier to go in the sink. This way I'm not pissing all over the floor.

If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I'll just use the sink.

People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you're going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless

Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away

Urine isn't sterile. The germs in it just don't grow in an old school culture.
- Wow, I was convinced of the opposite
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
  Urine is not sterile, not even in the bladder.[25][26] In the urethra, epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram-negative rod and cocci bacteria.[
If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
- No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.
  Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.
  And I'm not sitting to piss. It's not because I think it's effeminate. It's because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.
  So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍
Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
- I'm going to get called toxic for this but whatever.
  I'm not sitting down to piss. 😂
  Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you'll never be able to stop me.
  
  Sure, you do you.
- Opposite for me. I usually sit down but the last drops never come out unless I stand up and squeeze them out. Its definitely extra work to hold it while standing up, making sure it doesnt get on my pants.
  
  Pump the gooch my dude. It's gets those last drops out.
  
  Same here! I have a toilet that requires the user to sit in order to pee and I end up with way more drippage.
  
  Sitting down allows me to easily reach bellow the testicles to apply a bit of pressure and that takes the last drop out.
it's a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
- Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
  In that case I guess I'll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
  
  Just fucking sit on the toilet you animal.
  
  He'll now sit on your toilet while pissing on the floor
  
  No, I don't think I will.
  
  What, you're scared that you won't be a manly man if you don't piss standing up and splash your piss around so you can put your feet in it next time you go? You would rather piss in the sink than sit in a room where no one can see you anyway?
- As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.
- ~~You’re fucking nasty.~~ As an American, an armed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site ~~, if I caught you pissing in my sink.~~
  Shortened it for you.
  
  ~~You’re fucking nasty.~~ As an American, an arm~~ed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.~~
  Shortened it more for ya
  
  Thank you!
- You'd shoot me in the ass without my consent?
  Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don't swing that way, but I'm flattered), but it's also rape. So just don't do that.

If there's no toilet available, into the sink it goes.

One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.

Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.

Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y'all?

Yeah I kinda get it.
I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
... but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I'm not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
- The only time I've pissed in the sink was when I was living in an apartment and there was no garden. Sink is far more appealing than that grassy bit in the parking lot.
- Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.
- It's not like I don't wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?
  
  In the toilet like everyone else?
  You've probably noticed that toilets work differently to sinks.
  Your pee ends up in the p-trap (yes that's what it's called) and then running the water just dilutes the pee. It doesn't get "flushed".
  
  The entire premise was there not being a toilet present.
  And no, that's not how plumbing works.
  
  If there's no toilet present then where does everyone else pee?
  
  Just hold it in until one becomes available? How is this such a problem, I've never encountered in my entire life.
  
  Like someone else said I think it's a weird psychological oddity, like left over from weird potty training practices or some such.
  
  https://lemmy.world/comment/16700373
  
  I'm an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no.. You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.
  
  If the sink's p-trap isn't getting entirely emptied then no, you're just diluting the pee when running water.
  If the sink's p-trap is getting entirely emptied when running the water due to a siphon action, then I hope you're tolerating the likely sewer gases.